K-Factor

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The reason Kirkwood ski resort is run by a bunch of lazy bums who don’t know how to fix a broken chairlift or a trail that looks like a warzone.
I paid for a season pass and got stuck on a broken lift for two hours. K-Factor is what I call that disaster.
The snow was decent, but the K-Factor made the whole day a mess.
If the K-Factor wasn’t real, I’d probably have a job instead of being stuck here.
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The stupid way Kirkwood ski resort is run by people who think a trail needs a sign that says 'This trail is broken, but we don’t care.'
I tried to ski a trail and it was closed. The sign said 'We don’t care.' That’s the K-Factor.
The K-Factor is when the ski resort gets a new snow machine but forgets to put it on the trail.
The K-Factor is when the ski resort is open, but the snow is fake and the lifts don’t work.
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When you live in Klamath Falls so long that you start finding beauty in the most unattractive people, like the guy who smells like a landfill and thinks he’s a rock star.
That girl from Portland was a 4. Now she’s a 8 because she moved to Klamath Falls.
The guy who eats lunch at 3 PM every day is now a 9 because he’s from Klamath Falls.
I used to think my neighbor was ugly. Now he’s a 10 because of the K-Factor.
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