K Effect

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The K effect hits you like a punch to the face after meeting a Kinga. She’s wild, hot, tough, and hides a sugary sweet side that makes you want to rip your clothes off and cry at the same time.
I walked into the bar and saw her. Now I’m walking out with a broken heart and a bruised ego.
He texted me and said, 'I think I’ve been K’d.' I replied, 'That’s not a thing.' He said, 'It is now.'
I tried to ignore her. Now I’m in her bed. I didn’t even wear pants.
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Getting the K effect is like getting hit with a wave of madness, sex, and softness all at once. You’ll be so messed up you might try to propose to a stranger.
I saw her at the gym. Now I’m proposing to her in the middle of the treadmill.
He said, 'I think I’ve been K’d.' I said, 'You’re not even a man anymore.'
I walked into the restaurant. Now I’m eating breakfast with her and her three cats.
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The K effect is when a Kinga makes you feel like you’ve been kicked in the nuts, kissed by an angel, and told you’re the most beautiful thing since pizza.
I just met her. Now I’m writing a love letter and crying in the park.
He texted me, 'I think I’ve been K’d.' I said, 'You’re not even a man anymore.' He said, 'I’m not a man. I’m a god.'
I walked into the store. Now I’m buying her a ring and my own sanity.
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