K-ed up

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K-ed up means you’re so messed up you think you’re a star but you’re just a back-up plan.

My ex said I was K-ed up because I cried during a movie and called the main character my soulmate.

My dog tried to K-ed up after eating my homework and my cat’s litter.

My mom said I was K-ed up because I wore my dad’s socks to school and called them ‘fancy slippers.’

K-ed up is when you’re so lost you think you’re famous and you actually believe your own lies.

My cousin said he was K-ed up because he got a C+ and claimed it was a ‘B-minus in disguise.’

My teacher said I was K-ed up because I wrote a poem about the toaster and called it ‘a masterpiece of modern appliances.’

My friend said he was K-ed up because he thought his phone was a portal to another dimension.

K-ed up is like when you’re so high on your own nonsense you think you’re a legend and everyone else is just background noise.

My brother said he was K-ed up because he ate six hot dogs in one bite and called it ‘a new world record.’

My neighbor said she was K-ed up because she yelled at the mailman for delivering the wrong paper.

My dog said he was K-ed up because he stole my shoes and hid them in the fridge.