K-Dude

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A guy named Kieran who shags random people for cash. Some of the people are guys named Josh, Todd, or George.

K-Dude just got paid for doing the deed with a guy who looked like he'd been hit by a bus.

He texted me: 'I'm doing it again tonight. I'm getting paid to be a human doorknob.'

K-Dude's new client is named George. He said George smells like a gym sock.

Kieran is a dude who gets paid to have sex with strangers. The strangers are often guys named Josh, Todd, or George.

K-Dude just got a tip from a guy named Todd. He said, 'You're the best I've ever had.'

He sent me a message: 'I'm doing it with Josh again. He's got a face like a boiled potato.'

K-Dude said George gave him $20 and a sandwich. He said, 'That's the best part.'

Kieran is a guy who takes money from people to have sex with them. Some of the people are guys named Josh, Todd, or George.

K-Dude said he had to do it with George again. He said, 'He’s like a bad pizza. You know it’s gonna be messy.'

He texted me: 'I just got paid by Todd. He said I’m the best he’s ever had. I don’t believe him.'

K-Dude just did it with Josh. He said, 'He’s got the worst breath I’ve ever had.'