K. Dub

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The biggest dummy in Frazier who thinks sticking poles up his ass is a hobby. I wish someone would take that pole and shove it so far up his ass it would come out his ears and explode in his face.
DM: 'K. Dub, if you don't stop sticking poles up your ass, I'll do it for you.'
Tweet: 'K. Dub is the reason we all have nightmares about poles.'
Text: 'K. Dub, I'm gonna take that pole and shove it up your ass so hard, you'll be stuck there for life.'
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Short for Kitchener-Waterloo, two cities in southern Ontario. Together, they have 399,000 people who are probably smarter than K. Dub.
Text: 'K. Dub, I'm from K. Dub. I'm not a dummy like you.'
Tweet: 'K. Dub is just two cities. K. Dub is smarter than you.'
DM: 'K. Dub is two cities, and it's better than you.'
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A girl with two K's in her name. She's hot, and she doubles her hotness on purpose. You'll be lucky if she doesn't double your brain and make you twice as stupid.
Text: 'K. Dub, you're twice as hot as me. I'm double trouble.'
Tweet: 'K. Dub is a girl who can double your trouble.'
DM: 'K. Dub, you're twice as hot as I thought.'
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Kendra Wilkinson's rap name. She's from the Girls Next Door, and she raps about being a whore and taking drugs.
Text: 'K. Dub raps like a whore on drugs.'
Tweet: 'K. Dub is a whore who raps.'
DM: 'K. Dub is the worst rapper and the best whore.'
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Short for the Kitchener-Waterloo region. It's a place where people are smart and not stuck with poles up their ass like K. Dub.
Text: 'K. Dub is from K. Dub, but he's still a dummy.'
Tweet: 'K. Dub is a place where people are smart.'
DM: 'K. Dub is a place. K. Dub is smarter than you.'
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A short name for Keller Williams, the guitar guy who plays like he's trying to impress a whore on drugs.
Text: 'K. Dub is Keller Williams. He plays like a whore on drugs.'
Tweet: 'K. Dub plays guitar like a whore on drugs.'
DM: 'K. Dub is a guitar player who sounds like a whore on drugs.'
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A girl who loves cocaine and is a whore. She takes drugs and acts like she's the best person in the world.
Text: 'K. Dub is a coke whore who thinks she's the best person in the world.'
Tweet: 'K. Dub is a coke whore and a dummy.'
DM: 'K. Dub takes drugs and acts like she's the best person.'
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