Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Navy dolphin who sniffs out mines and has a camera stuck on its fin like a stupid fish with a phone.

"That k-dog found a mine and made me watch it explode on my phone!", @navyfishguy

"My k-dog got distracted by a shrimp and missed the whole mission.", @dolphin_duty

"That camera on that k-dog is so annoying, it should be banned.", @dolphin_hater

2

When a guy eats out a girl for so long it feels like a marathon and she’s begging for mercy.

"He was eating me out for three hours, I was ready to die.", @girlpower2000

"My ex ate me out for so long I got a headache.", @exsuck

"That guy ate me out like I was his last meal.", @slutoftheparty

3

A tough-as-nails girl from Bowie who will punch your face if you mess with her.

"That k-dog from Bowie punched my lights out for no reason.", @browntownboy

"She’s from Bowie and she threw me out of a car.", @justkidding

"That k-dog beat me up for looking at her wrong.", @browncity

4

A stupid girl who rolls eshays with hand sanitiser and thinks it’s cool.

"That k-dog rolled an eshay with hand sanitiser like it was a big deal.", @eshayfail

"She uses hand sanitiser to roll eshays and thinks it’s fancy.", @hand_sanitizer_king

"That k-dog rolled an eshay with hand sanitiser and called it a masterpiece.", @eshayqueen

5

An ass who bangs sluts while you’re dating him and laughs in your face.

"That k-dog was banging my ex while I was dating him.", @ex_sucks

"He was with my ex and I had to take a Swiffer to him.", @i_hate_assholes

"That k-dog dated me and had sex with my sister.", @littlesister2000

6

A dog who acts like a gangster but is really a coward, scared of vacuums and Swiffers like a baby.

"That k-dog ran away from a vacuum like it was a dragon.", @dog_sucks

"He fought me like a gangster but got scared of a Swiffer.", @dog_of_doom

"That k-dog was a gangster but cried when I used a vacuum on him.", @vacuum_dog

7

A sexual move where a guy fucks a girl in the ears using a chick named Rachel, who can be a whore, a slut, or even your friend.

"That k-dog tied Rachel down and fucked her in the ears like a monster.", @rachel_hates_me

"He used my friend Rachel and I had to watch it.", @girlfriend2000

"Rachel was my friend and he fucked her ears like it was a party.", @rachel_friend