K-DINOS

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A disco-dinosaur that came out of a disco ball egg and started shaking dance floors like they were made of bologna. It eats stiff people and makes them dance until they’re too tired to curse.
My cousin got eaten by a K-DINOS at a party and now he’s stuck in a remix loop.
I saw a K-DINOS at the mall and it made the escalator go backwards.
My mom said I was a K-DINOS because I turned her favorite song into a rap battle.
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A big, funky, non-extinct lizard that eats your bad vibes and turns them into bass drops. It’s like a dinosaur, but it also knows how to do the hustle.
At the concert, the K-DINOS came out and ate the sound guy’s headphones.
My dog became a K-DINOS after eating too many disco balls.
My teacher turned into a K-DINOS during a math test and started doing the moonwalk.
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A huge, up-to-date creature that’s fresh as a new pair of sneakers. It’s like a dinosaur, but it’s got a beat and it knows how to drop it.
My brother turned into a K-DINOS after he started rapping in the shower.
The K-DINOS came to my birthday and made my cake bounce like a disco ball.
My neighbor’s cat is now a K-DINOS because it started remixing my dad’s old songs.
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