k-daddy

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A k-daddy is a pimp who thinks he's the king of the block, but everyone knows he's just a washed-up has-been with a bad comb.
Yo, that guy at the bus stop is a k-daddy, trying to flex his old-school vibes like he's still relevant.
My uncle says he's a k-daddy, but he can't even remember his own phone number.
That guy in the gym tried to call himself a k-daddy, but he got kicked out for stealing the protein powder.
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Daddy K is the ultimate legend who takes on the world like it owes him money and beats it up for fun. If you ever feel like you want to punch someone, you’re basically Daddy K.
My cousin said he felt like Daddy K when his pizza got cold.
I was Daddy K when I yelled at my teacher for giving me extra homework.
My little brother was Daddy K when he stole my snack and ran away.
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Daddy K is the best rapper of 2018. He spits fire, he makes you laugh, and he can actually rap better than your mom’s ex.
I was in the club and heard Daddy K rap, and I felt like I was in a movie.
My friend said Daddy K raps better than his brother’s dog.
I texted my cousin and said, 'Daddy K is better than that guy on TikTok.'
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A k-daddy is a tall guy who still thinks taking bubble baths is cool, even if he's too old for that. He's the main guy, the ultimate stoner, and the best kisser in the group.
My friend said his k-daddy took a bubble bath with his girlfriend and cried.
That guy in the group is a k-daddy, and he still says he's not a stoner.
I tried to be a k-daddy once, but I spilled bubble bath all over the floor.
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