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A kid so special he chomps his fingers like they’re snacks and still gets extra cookies for being adorable

My son ate three fingers and still cried for more pizza

This kid’s lunch is just a finger buffet

He bit his finger so hard the teacher thought he was eating a finger sandwich

A tiny human who turns his fingers into snacks and gets extra love for it

He ate his fingers so fast the nurse thought he was a vampire

That kid eats his fingers like they’re candy

He bit his finger so hard the teacher asked if it was a finger fight

A child so special he munches on his fingers and gets extra snacks for being cute

He ate his fingers like they were cupcakes

That kid bit his finger so hard the class laughed

He turned his fingers into finger food and still got extra chips