k-christian

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K-Christian is like Korean Christian music that people actually listen to instead of just pretending they like it. It's real and it's annoying.

"I can't believe I'm listening to k-christian again. My soul is screaming."

"Why does this worship song sound like it was made by a tired kid in a church basement?"

"I'm not crying. I'm just really tired of this song."

K-Christian is Korean Christian music that's so loud it sounds like it's trying to wake you up from a nap. And it works.

"This song is louder than my mom's voice when she's yelling at me."

"I tried to fall asleep and now I'm singing this worship song in my head."

"This music is like a church group fighting for the last cup of coffee."

K-Christian is Korean Christian music that people pretend to like, even though it makes them want to throw things at the ceiling.

"I’m not throwing things. I’m just really mad at this song."

"I told my friends I like k-christian. They don’t believe me."

"I can’t even listen to this without getting a headache."

K-Christian is Korean Christian music that sounds like it was made by a group of people who all got high and decided to sing together.

"This song is like a church group after a long night of drinking."

"I’m not high. I’m just really into this song."

"This music is so weird I might actually like it."

K-Christian is Korean Christian music that you either love or you hate it. There’s no middle ground.

"I love this song. I also hate it. I’m confused."

"This music is like my life. I don’t know what I want."

"I’m not confused. I’m just really tired of this song."