K-Card

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5 views · Added 10d ago · 3 definitions

The best thing ever. You have it until you lose your virginity. Then you're just a sad, sweaty, mouth-breathing loser.

You: I still got my K-Card. BF: You're still a virgin? You're 16!

DM: Still got my K-Card? I'm proud of you. Reply: Shut up, I'm still a virgin.

Text: I got my K-Card taken away. Reply: By who? Text: My crush. Reply: You're doomed.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A magical card that makes you cool. Once you kiss someone, you're instantly a sad, sweaty, mouth-breathing loser.

Text: I got my K-Card taken away. Reply: You're not cool anymore.

DM: I still got my K-Card. Reply: You're still a virgin? You're 16!

Text: You're not cool anymore. Reply: I kissed someone. Text: You're a loser.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

The holy grail of being cool. You lose it when you kiss someone. The person you kiss gets your holy grail and you're just a sad, sweaty, mouth-breathing loser.

Text: I lost my holy grail. Reply: You kissed someone? Text: Yeah. Reply: You're a loser.

DM: I still got my holy grail. Reply: You're still a virgin? You're 16!

Text: You're a loser. Reply: I got your holy grail. Text: I'm cool now. Reply: You're still a loser.

by Slangipedia 10d ago