Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A magical horse chariot for lazy gods who never leave their heavenly couch.

My uncle drives one. He claims it's 'fancy' because it has four doors.

I saw a K-car in a museum. It had more rust than my grandpa's shoes.

My friend said his K-car is 'fancy' because it has a radio that doesn't work.

2

A car that looked cool but had the power of a turtle on a diet.

I tried to drive a K-car. It felt like being pushed by a baby with a cold.

My dad's K-car broke down because it didn't have enough guts to go over a hill.

My cousin's K-car is so slow, it could beat a snail in a race if the snail was on a bike.

3

A car so ugly, it made Lee Iacoca cry, and Ford laughed in his face.

My mom says the K-car looks like a toaster that got hit by a truck.

I dated a guy who drove a K-car. He said it was 'sleek.'

My teacher's K-car is so ugly, it made the class laugh during a test.

4

A car that was made in the 80s and couldn’t even outsmart a calculator.

My grandpa's K-car is older than my aunt's cat.

I tried to fix my K-car. It had more parts than my math homework.

My K-car is so old, it has a license plate that says 'expired'.

5

David Wright, the guy who plays baseball and hits home runs like it’s his job.

David Wright is the reason I watch baseball.

I bet my K-car on David Wright’s home run.

David Wright is so good, he can hit a ball with his eyes closed.

6

A car that doesn’t look fancy but gets you from point A to point B without crying.

My K-car is the reason I’m not late for school.

My K-car is the only thing that’s ever been reliable.

I got a K-car for my birthday. It was the best gift I ever got.

7

When a guy hasn’t showered but thinks he is about to get lucky, so he washes his junk in a sink like it’s a holy ritual.

I saw a guy wash his junk in a McDonald’s sink. It was like a crime scene.

My brother tried to wash his junk in the sink. It looked like a horror movie.

I did that once. I got yelled at by a janitor who looked like he had a bad day.