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when you get a message so bad it makes your brain explode and you yell ‘fuck you’ but then say something even worse because you’re too mad to stop
You: ‘You just called me a fat slob in public’
You: ‘You said my dog was ugly’
You: ‘You texted me at 3 AM with a photo of your cat wearing sunglasses’
2
what you shout at someone when you’re so tired of their nonsense you just want them to disappear for good
You: ‘Just get lost and never come back’
You: ‘I swear I’ll haunt you’
You: ‘You’re worse than my math teacher’
3
the ultimate insult from a white kid who thinks they’re the boss of everything and you’re just a sad, sweaty loser
You: ‘K’
You: ‘K Cya’
You: ‘Kaaaaay’
4
what you say when you’re done talking and you want to make sure the other person knows you’re not coming back
You: ‘K, bye’
You: ‘K’
You: ‘Bye’
5
a short way to say you’re leaving and you’re not coming back anytime soon
You: ‘Okay, bye’
You: ‘Alright, see ya’
You: ‘Alrighty then’
6
what you say when you just said something so weird it makes the whole conversation go off the rails
You: ‘I just told my dog he was a chicken’
You: ‘I asked my math teacher if he had a crush on me’
You: ‘I said the sky is green’
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what you say when you’re so desperate to stay you’re ready to do anything to make them keep talking
You: ‘Don’t leave me’
You: ‘I’ll cry if you go’
You: ‘Don’t make me text you later’
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