K Boss

K Boss tried to roast me and failed. Now he’s crying in the corner with a bag of chips.

K Boss said he’d beat me up. I laughed. He tried. He got beaten up.

K Boss called me a failure. I called him a failed meatball. He got mad and called me a meatball. I called him a failed meatball. He got even madder.

K Boss started a fight over a sandwich. He lost. He still thinks he won.

K Boss tried to flex. I flexed harder. He cried.

K Boss said he’d be king. I said he’d be a peasant. He said I was a peasant. I said he was a peasant. He still thinks he’s king.

K Boss took my compliment like it was a free pizza. Then he said I was ugly.

K Boss said I was cool. I said he was cool too. He got mad. He said I was not cool.

K Boss took a compliment and then said I was a failure. I said he was a failed meatball. He got mad and took a bite out of my sandwich.

K Boss said he was the best. I said he was the worst. He fought me. He lost. He still thinks he was the best.

K Boss challenged me to a fight. He lost. He still thinks he won. He fights his shadow now.

K Boss said he could beat anyone. I said I could beat his shadow. He said I was lying. I beat his shadow. He got mad.

K Boss said he’d take me on. I said I’d take him on. He ran away.

K Boss talked big. I fought back. He ran. He ran again. He ran a third time.

K Boss said he’d beat me. I beat him. He ran. He came back. I beat him again. He ran again. He still thinks he’ll beat me next time.

K Boss said I was a joke. I said he was a joke. He fought me over a sandwich.

K Boss tried to fight me over a sandwich. I beat him. He still thinks I was being mean.

K Boss started a fight over a sandwich. I said it was a stupid reason. He said I was a stupid person. He still thinks he won.