Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when a bird hits you in the head so hard it feels like your brain just got kicked out

My head felt like a melon after that pigeon hit me

I got K-Bo'd by a seagull during lunch

That bird hit me so hard I dropped my fries

2

being hit in the head by a bird so hard it makes you cry like a baby

I cried like a toddler after that bird knocked me out

That sparrow hit me so hard I started sobbing

I got K-Bo'd and my face turned red

3

when a bird smacks your head so hard it feels like your skull is screaming

That bird hit me so hard I heard my skull yell

I got K-Bo'd and my skull was mad

The pigeon hit me and my brain said 'why?'

4

when a bird hits you in the head so hard it feels like your brain is on fire

I got K-Bo'd and my brain felt like it was burning

That bird hit me so hard I thought my brain was going to explode

I got knocked in the head by a bird and my brain was on fire

5

when a bird hits you in the head so hard it makes you want to punch the sky

That bird hit me so hard I wanted to punch the clouds

I got K-Bo'd and I was mad enough to punch the sun

After that bird hit me, I wanted to punch the moon

6

when a bird slams into your head like it’s your enemy and it’s personal

That bird hit me like it was my worst enemy

I got K-Bo'd by a bird that didn’t like me

The bird hit me like we had a history