k-bar

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A fancy knife that Marines use to stab people and make their enemies cry like babies. It's so good, it has its own nickname, which is kind of a mouthful.
My bro got a K-Bar and now he's the king of the schoolyard.
I saw a Marine rip someone's head off with a K-Bar. It was awesome.
That K-Bar is so cool, it should have its own theme song.
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It's a knife that soldiers carry around. If you're lucky, you might get to use it to cut up your enemy's face.
The army gave me a K-Bar, and I used it to cut my brother's hair. He didn't like it.
My friend got a K-Bar and now he's the toughest kid in the class.
That K-Bar is so sharp, it could cut through a pizza like it's butter.
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When you rip apart an old, broken piece of junk to make it into something new, you're doing the K-Bar. It's like giving a broken toaster a new life.
I K-Bar my old bike and now it's faster than my dad's car.
My mom K-Bar her old microwave and now it's a robot.
I K-Bar my old phone and now it can do everything but take a shower.
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It's just a knife, but the K stands for kill. It's so good, it might kill you if you don't watch out.
That K-Bar is so good, it could kill a dragon.
I got a K-Bar and now I can kill my enemies.
My cousin got a K-Bar and now he's the king of the jungle.
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A knife so sharp and strong, it's used by the Marines and Navy to stab people. If you get K-Barred, you're basically dead.
My brother got K-Barred and now he's stuck in a coma.
I got K-Barred in the gym, and now I have a new tattoo.
That K-Bar is so good, it can kill you in one hit.
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A knife used by soldiers to kill people. If you get K-Barred, you're just a pile of meat on the ground.
My dog got K-Barred and now he's just a meatball.
I got K-Barred by my friend and now I have a new scar.
My brother got K-Barred and now he's the king of the graveyard.
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It's a funny way to say Kentucky Fried Chicken. Sometimes people use it to make others laugh or throw chicken at them.
My friend said K-Bar and now I have chicken on my face.
That K-Bar is so funny, it made my dog laugh.
I used K-Bar to throw chicken at my teacher, and now he's mad.
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