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A 13-year-old boy who’s about 5'1 or 5'2 and is totally obsessed with his princess girlfriend. If you mess with her stuff, she flips out and turns into a psycho. He’s a simp and a total waste of space.
He asked me to leave the room so he could cuddle his princess. I walked out and heard her scream, 'He touched my glitter!'
He told me he’d die if his girlfriend didn’t wear her pink hoodie. I took it off. He cried.
He texted me, 'She’s mad because I ate her cereal. I think she’s gonna kill me.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A short, 13-year-old boy who thinks his girlfriend is a queen. He’s a total dweeb and will let her walk all over him. She turns into a monster if you mess with her stuff.
He begged me not to touch her phone. I did. She yelled at him and threw a chair at me.
He told me she would kill him if he didn’t bring her a slushie. I took it. He passed out.
He texted me, 'She’s going to murder me because I took her pencil. Help me!'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A 13-year-old boy who’s barely 5'2 and is mad in love with his princess girlfriend. She gets really mad if you mess with her stuff. He’s a total idiot and a waste of oxygen.
He tried to save me from her wrath by saying, 'I’ll take the blame!' She yelled, 'He touched my hair!' and hit him with a book.
He told me she was going to burn him if he didn’t bring her a lollipop. I took it. He screamed.
He sent me a message: 'She’s going to throw me out the window because I took her eraser. I think I’m dead.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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