j'vion

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A cocky ass fucker who thinks he’s the main character. Runs like a scared little kid the moment you show up.
Just saw J'vion at the mall. I waved. He ran like he was being chased by a rabid raccoon.
He texted me 'I’m busy' when I asked him to come to the party. Then he posted a selfie in the pool 10 minutes later.
Told me he’d be there for my birthday. Showed up 20 minutes late, then left to get a smoothie.
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A good egg who everyone thinks is a weirdo. Just because he likes to wear socks with sandals and talks to plants.
My neighbor says J'vion talks to his plants. I saw him whispering to his cactus at 2 a. m.
He brought cookies to the school play. No one else did that.
He was crying in the hallway because his goldfish died. No one understood why.
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