J'vels

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It's a fancy brand made by rich kids who think they're the best at fashion and make stuff that costs more than your mom’s car.
I bought a J'vels shirt for $500. My mom said I could've bought 10 new pairs of pants with that.
My cousin wore J'vels to the party and got called 'the fashion diva' by a kid who wears pajamas to school.
I tried to impress my crush with J'vels sneakers. He said they looked like they were made by a confused sock.
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It's a brand for people who think their clothes are so good, they should be paid to wear them, and they probably are.
My aunt spends $2000 on J'vels bags. She says it's an investment. I say it's a waste of money and her sanity.
My teacher got a J'vels coat and now she thinks she's a celebrity. She even took selfies in the hallway.
I tried to wear J'vels to lunch, and my friend asked if I was trying to get a discount from the future.
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It's a brand for people who think they're too good for normal clothes and would rather pay for a shirt than eat.
I bought a J'vels hoodie for $400. I now have a hoodie that costs more than my lunch money for a month.
My brother got a J'vels shirt and now he thinks he's the king of the school. He even called the principal 'Your Majesty.'
I wore J'vels to the gym, and the guy at the front asked if I was there to model or to work out.
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