J'valene

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J'valene is a girl with a heart so big it could fit a whole class of jealous jerks. She’s smart enough to make your brain feel like it’s been hit by a brick.

J'valene got a 100% on the test while I got a 52% because I forgot to study. She’s a beast.

My friend said J'valene was hot. I said she was a total goddess. He said I was jealous. I said he was a loser.

J'valene didn’t even flinch when the class started whispering about her. She just kept doing her work like she owned the place.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

J'valene is like a superhero who doesn’t wear a cape but still kicks ass in class and looks good doing it. She’s so good she makes everyone else look like failures.

J'valene aced the math quiz and I failed because I didn’t know what a fraction was.

I tried to make fun of J'valene, but she just smiled and got a perfect score. I got a D.

J'valene walked into the room, and suddenly everyone was quiet. She’s that good.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

J'valene is the kind of person who’s so smart and pretty it’s unfair. She doesn’t let haters bother her because she’s way too good for that.

J'valene got the highest score in the class, and I got the lowest. She’s like a genius and a goddess combined.

I tried to insult J'valene, but she just rolled her eyes and got an A. I got a C.

J'valene is so pretty and smart that even the teacher respects her. I just sit there and feel like a mess.

by Slangipedia 12d ago