J.V. Theory

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A guy drinks so much he thinks he can charm any hot girl into giving him sex just because he's loud and obnoxious.

I downed six shots and told the waitress I was going to sleep with her boss.

He drank until he could talk to the barista like she was his ex.

He got so drunk he tried to flirt with the bouncer.

When a man guzzles alcohol until he's brave enough to hit on any woman, even if she's already with someone.

He drank until he tried to kiss the girl who was already with her boyfriend.

He had three whiskeys and asked the waitress to come back to his room.

He got so wasted he challenged the bar owner to a duel.

A man drinks until he's bold enough to get laid by the hottest women, even if they laugh at him.

He drank until he walked up to the hottest girl in the bar and asked her to leave with him.

He got so drunk he tried to seduce the bartender.

He had so much alcohol he told the waitress he was going to marry her.

When a guy drinks until he's stupid enough to believe he can get any woman to sleep with him.

He drank until he tried to tell the waitress he was going to sleep with her brother.

He had so much alcohol he asked the barista to come back to his house.

He got wasted and told the bouncer he was going to take him home.

A man drinks until he's confident enough to walk up to any woman and ask her out, even if she's not interested.

He drank until he walked up to a girl and said he was going to take her to the mall.

He got so drunk he asked the waitress to come to his apartment.

He had so much alcohol he told the barista he was going to marry her.

When a guy drinks until he's loud enough to scare any woman into going home with him.

He drank until he yelled at the bar and told the waitress he was going to take her home.

He got so wasted he screamed at the bartender until she gave him her number.

He had so much alcohol he told the bouncer he was going to beat him up.