J.T.S.

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When someone dumps their squad to go solo thinking they're the bomb, but then they turn into a total doushebag.
I left my crew to be a star, now I'm just a guy with a bad haircut and worse vibes.
She quit the group chat to be a legend, now she's just a weirdo who texts at 3 a. m.
He left us all for a solo journey, now he's just a guy who yells at his plants.
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When you drop your homies to be a loner, thinking you're the king, but then you're just a smelly loser.
Left my friends for a solo act, now I'm just a guy who smells like old pizza and regret.
She ditched the crew to be a queen, now she's just a weirdo who texts her cat.
He quit the group to be a star, now he's just a man who yells at his toaster.
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When you leave your friends behind to be a one-man show, thinking you're the best, but then you're just a sad guy who needs a life.
Left my crew for a solo gig, now I'm just a guy who eats cereal for dinner and cries at night.
She ditched the squad to be a rockstar, now she's just a woman who sings to her plants.
He dropped out to be a legend, now he's just a man who texts his ex at 2 a. m.
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