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Just stop yapping and suck my dong
My cousin said that after I kept talking about my cat's hairball problems.
He texted me 'Just stop yapping and suck my dong' during our group chat meltdown.
My mom yelled it at me when I wouldn't shut up during dinner.
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Zip your mouth and take a lollipop from my junk
My friend said that after I talked nonstop during the movie.
My brother DM'd me that during our video game rage.
My teacher wrote it on my test paper after I asked too many questions.
3
Be quiet and let me be your tongue pizza
My crush said that after I wouldn't stop talking in class.
My sister texted me that during our messy breakfast argument.
My dad said it to me when I wouldn't stop complaining.
4
Silence your mouth and let me be your dinner
My neighbor screamed that after I talked too much at the party.
My coworker said it during our meeting chaos.
My pet said it when I wouldn't stop talking to him.
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Shut your trap and let me be your snack
My friend said that after I talked too much at lunch.
My brother said it during our video game battle.
My teacher said it when I wouldn't stop asking questions.
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Keep your mouth closed and let me be your dessert
My cousin said that after I talked too much during dinner.
My crush said it during our awkward conversation.
My mom said it when I wouldn't stop complaining.
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