J.SON (Perfecting Excellence The Movement For The Angel Number "Three Hundred And Forty-Three")...

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A bunch of sweaty meatbags who think they’re gods because of a number and some bad skin.

My gym teacher said J. SON is just people who can’t handle a good punch.

I saw a J. SON member crying because their pimple didn’t pop.

My mom joined J. SON and now she talks to numbers like they’re her ex.

People who think 343 is a miracle and not just the time I got kicked out of math class.

My brother joined J. SON and now he thinks 343 is his soulmate.

I tried to explain 343 is just a number, but he called me a ‘heretic’.

My neighbor started a J. SON cult in his garage. It’s a disaster.

A group of people who think they’re special because they have a number and a bad haircut.

My cousin got a tattoo of 343 and now he thinks he’s a legend.

I tried to join J. SON but they said I had ‘wrong vibes’.

My dog joined J. SON and now he barks at numbers.

People who think they’re chosen by the universe just because of a number and some bad life choices.

My dad joined J. SON and now he thinks 343 is the key to eternal youth.

My teacher said J. SON is just people who need more sleep.

I joined J. SON and now I think my dreams are real.

A gang of people who think 343 is magic and not just the number I got when I failed geometry.

My friend thinks 343 is magic and now he wears a cape to work.

I tried to explain 343 is just a number, but he called me a ‘geometry heretic’.

My mom joined J. SON and now she thinks the universe is watching her.

A club of people who think they’re cool because they believe in a number and have terrible skin.

My brother joined J. SON and now he thinks he’s a ‘skin legend’.

I tried to join J. SON but they said I had ‘weak vibes’.

My neighbor started a J. SON club and now he thinks he’s a superhero.