J.S.Bint

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A bint who can write music so complex it makes your brain feel like it got hit by a pickaxe.
My cousin tried to play her fugue and got a headache and a snack.
She wrote a song so complicated, my dog started barking in counterpoint.
I asked her to explain a fugue, and she said, 'You’re welcome, now go die.'
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A bint who writes music so good, it sounds like angels got drunk and started a band.
Her music made my uncle cry and then he yelled at the radio.
I played her piece, and my cat started dancing like it was at a disco.
She wrote a fugue so good, my math teacher gave up and started singing.
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A bint with the musical skills of a mad wizard who also knows how to curse people with a melody.
Her fugue made my brother so confused, he started eating his math homework.
She played a piece so cursed, my plants started arguing with each other.
I tried to explain her music, and my mom said, 'Just let it be.'
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