Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

what you say when you're too lazy to actually say it

'J. S. ing, I'm not coming to the party.'

'J. S. ing, I'll text you later.'

'J. S. ing, I'm dead.'

2

the verbal equivalent of a middle finger

'J. S. ing, I don't want to hear it.'

'J. S. ing, I'm not even listening.'

'J. S. ing, I'm still mad from yesterday.'

3

when you say something but you really don't mean it at all

'J. S. ing, I'll do the work.'

'J. S. ing, I'll come to the game.'

'J. S. ing, I'll clean my room.'

4

the worst kind of excuse

'J. S. ing, I'm too tired.'

'J. S. ing, I don't have time.'

'J. S. ing, I'm busy with my life.'

5

what you say when you're too scared to speak the truth

'J. S. ing, I didn't do it.'

'J. S. ing, I'm not the one who talked.'

'J. S. ing, I swear I didn't mean it.'

6

the art of being vague on purpose

'J. S. ing, I might be there.'

'J. S. ing, I don't know yet.'

'J. S. ing, maybe later.'