J's BORG

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J's BORG is a drink so trashy it makes your mom’s old shoes look fancy. It’s water, vodka, a sour raspberry drink, and diet soda that tastes like regret.
I tried J's BORG and it felt like drinking my dad's lunch.
My friend poured J's BORG into a cereal bowl and called it a snack.
I drank J's BORG and now my tongue is screaming at me.
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J's BORG is a drink so bad it could kill a cat. It’s water, vodka, a sour raspberry can, and diet soda that smells like old gym socks.
I drank J's BORG and it felt like my mouth was on fire.
My cousin made J's BORG and it looked like something a raccoon would drink.
I had J's BORG and my brain started questioning my life choices.
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J's BORG is a drink so cheap it’s like drinking a discount lie. It’s water, vodka, a sour raspberry drink, and diet soda that tastes like a bad decision.
I drank J's BORG and it felt like my brain was melting.
My brother poured J's BORG into a soup and called it a new recipe.
I had J's BORG and it made my face look like a feral animal.
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