J'Quawn

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J'Quawn is a human who’s nice, laughs at your dumb jokes, and never lies to your face. Even when they want to.

J'Quawn: "You’re the dumbest person I know." (But he still came to your birthday.)

He told me your mom was a ghost. I believed him.

He laughed so hard at my failed TikTok that he peed his pants.

J'Quawn is your friend who will never let you fail, even if it means they fail too.

He failed the test with me. We got the same grade. He was proud.

He took the blame for my prank. I didn’t even do it.

He stood up for me when the whole class laughed at me.

J'Quawn is the person who will cheer you on, even if they’re the one who tripped you.

He tripped me on purpose. Then he yelled, 'Nice move!'

He made me fail the math test. Then he said, 'You’ll get it next time.'

He laughed at my failed dance. But he still came to my concert.

J'Quawn is your friend who will be there for you, even if they’re busy eating pizza.

He texted me during pizza night. Said, 'I’ll be there in 5 minutes.' He came in 30.

He ate the whole pizza. Then he came to my party.

He texted me while eating pizza. Said, 'I’m coming.' Then he forgot.

J'Quawn is the type of friend who would die for you, but also would let you die in math class.

He said he’d die for me. Then he let me fail math.

He promised to help me with homework. He watched TikTok the whole time.

He said, 'I’d die for you.' Then he went to sleep.

J'Quawn is the person who will stand up for you, even if it means getting in trouble with the teacher.

He talked back to the teacher for me. Got detention. I laughed.

He told the teacher I didn’t do the homework. I didn’t even do it.

He said I was innocent. Then the teacher gave him a warning.