J.Pulleezy

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A joke so weak it gets pulled up the ass of someone who didn't even notice.

'Why did the chicken cross the road?' 'To laugh at your dumb joke, J. Pulleezy.'

'You're gonna die of stupidity one day.' 'I already have a death wish.'

Told a joke. Got laughed at. Got called J. Pulleezy. Got called a baby.

A laughable punchline that gets pulled off a person like a bad hair cut.

'I'm gonna eat your brain!' 'You're already eating my brain.'

Told a joke. The person gave me a look. I died inside. That was J. Pulleezy.

Joke so bad it got pulled from my ass. That's J. Pulleezy.

A joke so bad it gets dragged out of a person by the hair.

'Why did the chicken cross the road?' 'To get away from your joke, J. Pulleezy.'

Joke so bad the person screamed. That was J. Pulleezy.

Told a joke. The person looked at me like I had a third eye. I died. That was J. Pulleezy.

A joke so lame it gets pulled out like a tooth from a scared kid.

'Why did the chicken cross the road?' 'To get out of your stupid joke, J. Pulleezy.'

Joke so bad the person ran away. That was J. Pulleezy.

Told a joke. The person gave me a look like I had a monster in my pants. That was J. Pulleezy.

A joke so weak it gets pulled out of a person like a dead fish.

'Why did the chicken cross the road?' 'To escape your dead joke, J. Pulleezy.'

Told a joke. The person looked at me like I was a ghost. That was J. Pulleezy.

Joke so bad it was like a dead fish. That was J. Pulleezy.

A joke so bad it gets pulled out of a person like a bad meal.

'Why did the chicken cross the road?' 'To get away from your bad meal of a joke, J. Pulleezy.'

Told a joke. The person looked like they were about to throw up. That was J. Pulleezy.

Joke so bad it tasted like regret. That was J. Pulleezy.