j'peux pas, j’ai piscine

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French for 'I don't wanna, I have to swim.' A lousy excuse to avoid doing something stupid or hanging out with someone annoying.

My friend texted me: 'Let's go to the mall!' I replied: 'j'peux pas, j’ai piscine.'

When my mom asked me to clean my room, I said: 'j'peux pas, j’ai piscine.'

My crush asked me to the movies, I said: 'j'peux pas, j’ai piscine.'

A fancy way to say 'I'm too tired to deal with you, I have to swim.' Used when someone is being extra and you just want to be left alone.

My brother said: 'Let's play video games!' I said: 'j'peux pas, j’ai piscine.'

At lunch, my friend asked me to sit with them, I said: 'j'peux pas, j’ai piscine.'

My teacher called me out, I said: 'j'peux pas, j’ai piscine.'

French for 'I have no life, I have to swim.' A stupid excuse to avoid doing something fun or being social.

My friend asked me to go to the park, I said: 'j'peux pas, j’ai piscine.'

My dad asked me to help with the dishes, I said: 'j'peux pas, j’ai piscine.'

My crush asked me to the dance, I said: 'j'peux pas, j’ai piscine.'