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The goddamn holy grail of snacks. It’s called J. P. Weed because it was in Jurassic Park and it’s so good it should be worshipped like a god.
I ate J. P. Weed and my life got better.
That J. P. Weed was so good I want to marry it.
J. P. Weed is the only thing that can save me from my lunch meat sins.