J.P. Morguean

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A fat, smelly rich guy who let dead people pile up just so his greedy friends could keep partying and robbing everyone else.

J. P. Morguean didn't care if the funeral home smelled like old socks. He just wanted more money.

He'd laugh at the corpses while his friends ate cake and drank champagne.

He told his workers, 'If you don't bring me more bodies, I'll fire you and eat your lunch.'

A greedy rich man who filled the morgue with dead people so he and his friends could keep living like kings while everyone else starved.

He'd throw dead people out the window if they didn't give him enough money.

His friends said he was 'the best corpse collector since the plague.'

He told the poor, 'I don't need your money. I need your bodies.'

A smelly, rich, lazy man who let the morgue rot because he was too busy counting money and eating pizza.

He’d lie on the floor of the morgue eating pizza while the corpses sat up and watched.

He told his workers, 'If you don’t bring me more bodies, I'll take your job and your pizza.'

He’d throw dead people out the window if they were too loud.