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Just playin' means you're being a total idiot and not taking things seriously.
Just playin', bro. You think this is a game?
Just playin' like you're not the one who spilled the soda.
Just playin' again? I swear you're a kid.
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It's not just pooping. It's when you're too lazy to say the whole thing and you're probably also constipated.
Just pooping? Man, you're in a bad mood.
You say just pooping like you're the only one who ever pooped.
Just pooping? I bet you're still mad about last week's pizza.
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Junior puffers are kids who smoke weed but don't know the first thing about it and think they're cool.
Junior puffers, man. You smoke like a fish out of water.
That's just a junior puffer, trying to look cool.
You're a junior puffer, and you think you're a gangster.
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Just playin' again. You're like a broken record and you're not even good at it.
Just playin' again, I swear you're a robot.
You say just playin' like you're not the one who broke the table.
Just playin' again, man. You're worse than my brother.
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Don't go in her noble parts, or you'll just be lovers without the perks.
Don't go in her noble parts, I swear you're a loser.
You say that like you know what you're talking about.
Don't go in her noble parts, man. You're just trying to impress her.
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Pussy juice is the most basic thing you could ever get and you're still proud of it.
Pussy juice, man. You're like a toddler with a snack.
That's just pussy juice, I swear you're a baby.
You say pussy juice like it's a superpower.
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Stop typing like a gangster. If you actually talk like that, you're the worst student in the class.
Stop typing like a gangster, I swear you're a baby.
You say ebonics like it's a real thing.
Stop typing in ebonics, man. You're the worst student in the school.
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