Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

how many times you cum in a day; your personal cock count

My j. o. p. d. is 10 today. I’m not lying.

I told my mom my j. o. p. d. is 5. She said I’m lying.

My j. o. p. d. is 1. I’m old and tired.

2

the number of times you jerk off like a lunatic

My j. o. p. d. is 12. I’m a beast.

I told my dad my j. o. p. d. is 3. He said I’m a fraud.

I have a j. o. p. d. of 1. I’m too busy being cool.

3

how many times you fap before breakfast

My j. o. p. d. is 5. I eat like a monster.

I told my teacher my j. o. p. d. is 2. She didn’t believe me.

My j. o. p. d. is 1. I have a life.

4

how often you cum in a day; your daily cock action

My j. o. p. d. is 10. I’m a machine.

I told my brother my j. o. p. d. is 1. He said I’m fake.

My j. o. p. d. is 5. I’m a legend.

5

the number of times you cum like a maniac

My j. o. p. d. is 12. I’m a maniac.

I told my crush my j. o. p. d. is 3. She said I was lying.

My j. o. p. d. is 1. I’m too tired.

6

how many times you fap in a day; your personal cum rate

My j. o. p. d. is 10. I’m a cum machine.

I told my dog my j. o. p. d. is 5. He barked at me.

My j. o. p. d. is 1. I’m too busy being awesome.