J.O.M.B.

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A place where you store the best bits of your brain so you can jerk off to them later, or maybe show them off to another jerk.

I saw that girl in math class. I saved her face in my J. O. M. B. for later.

That guy in the cafeteria had the best burrito. I stored it in my J. O. M. B. so I can remember it when I’m eating alone.

I took a selfie with my dog and saved it in my J. O. M. B. because I’m that desperate.

When you lock a good memory away so you can use it later to get off or show off to someone else.

I saved that hot guy’s face in my J. O. M. B. because I’m going to need it later.

I took a photo of my lunch and stored it in my J. O. M. B. because I’m a weirdo.

I remembered that teacher’s face in my J. O. M. B. so I could laugh at her later.

You save a cool image in your head so you can jerk off to it later or brag about it to someone else.

I saw that guy in the hallway. I saved his face in my J. O. M. B. because I’m a loser.

I took a picture of my pizza and stored it in my J. O. M. B. for later use.

I remembered that girl’s laugh and saved it in my J. O. M. B. so I can use it when I’m bored.

A special place in your brain where you keep the good stuff for when you need to get off or show it off.

I saved that boy’s face in my J. O. M. B. because he was hot and I’m a dumbass.

I stored the image of my dog eating my homework in my J. O. M. B. because I’m a weirdo.

I remembered that teacher’s face in my J. O. M. B. so I can laugh at her later.

You keep the best images in your brain so you can jerk off to them or show them off to other jerks.

I saved that girl’s face in my J. O. M. B. because she was hot and I’m a loser.

I took a picture of my breakfast and stored it in my J. O. M. B. because I’m a weirdo.

I remembered that guy’s laugh and saved it in my J. O. M. B. so I can use it later.