Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person so good-looking they make you want to drop your pants and squeeze a noodle.

My crush walked in and I immediately forgot how to breathe.

I saw this guy and my brain short-circuited.

She walked by and I almost peed my pants.

2

Someone so hot they make you forget your name, your job, and your dignity.

He looked at me and I forgot how to talk.

That girl made me drop my sandwich and my self-respect.

I saw him and my brain went on vacation.

3

A human so attractive they make you want to throw your phone in the toilet and scream.

She walked in and I immediately lost my mind.

I saw him and I wanted to quit my job and move to his house.

That person made me forget my password and my sanity.

4

A person so hot they make you want to run away and hide under a bed.

He looked at me and I ran away like I was being chased by bees.

She walked in and I hid under my desk like it was a bunker.

That guy made me want to disappear forever.

5

Someone so good-looking they make you want to punch yourself for being so ugly.

I saw her and I wanted to hit myself for being a human trash can.

He walked in and I felt like I was made of dirt.

That person made me want to throw my face in the trash.