Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Masturbating before breakfast like a fat kid with a bag of Cheetos and no self-control.

I did J. O. at 7 a. m. and my mom heard me screaming.

I had O. J. for breakfast and then I did J. O. again.

My dog watched me do J. O. and he got jealous.

2

Screaming into a pillow while pretending it's your ex and you're still mad about the divorce.

I did J. O. and it felt like my ex was in the room with me.

I drank O. J. and then I did J. O. like it was a sport.

I did J. O. so hard my neighbor called the cops.

3

Farting while you jerk off and blaming it on the orange juice.

I did J. O. and I farted like a dragon.

I had O. J. and then I did J. O. and it was a disaster.

I did J. O. and my pants fell down because of the farts.

4

You're too lazy to get out of bed, so you do J. O. and sip O. J. like it's a fancy drink.

I did J. O. in my pajamas and drank O. J. like it was wine.

I did J. O. while my cat watched me and I didn't care.

I did J. O. and I fell asleep mid-screaming.

5

You're so good at J. O. you could beat your dad at chess and still have time for O. J.

I did J. O. so good my dad lost his temper.

I had O. J. and then I did J. O. and it was epic.

I did J. O. and my dad asked me to stop because he was tired.

6

You're so into J. O. you start talking to your hands and think O. J. is your best friend.

I did J. O. and my hands started arguing with me.

I had O. J. and it started talking back to me.

I did J. O. and I said 'O. J. you're my best friend.'