j'niya

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A sugar-coated nightmare who shops like it's a war and expects you to fund her madness. She's got a heart of gold, but it's buried under three layers of designer clothes and a temper that could melt a brick.

"I'll buy this dress even if I have to steal your wallet."

"You're my best friend, so you're buying my coffee."

She cried because her shoes didn't match her bag. It was a tragedy.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A girl who's so pretty she could make a saint blush. But don't get too close, she'll drag you into her shopping sprees and leave you broke and confused.

"This shirt is $200. It's worth it. Probably."

She bought five pairs of shoes just to match her mood.

She told me I was her best friend. Then she charged me $50 for a soda."

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A tiny tornado in a dress who loves shopping, partying, and making sure you know she's better than everyone else. She's got the heart of a saint, but it's wrapped in a shopping bag.

She spent $300 on a hat. I asked why. She said, "It's fashion."

She screamed at a store clerk for giving her the wrong size.

She told me I was her best friend, and then she took my lunch money.

by Slangipedia 2d ago