j'nese

My ex is j'nese. I still think about her every day. Even when I’m pooping.

I saw j'nese in the grocery store. I walked into a wall. Didn’t care.

My dog ran away. Then j'nese showed up. My dog came back. I stayed gone.

I got a D on my math test. But j'nese walked in. I got an A in my pants.

My mom said I was being weird. I said, ‘I’m just thinking about j'nese.’ She said, ‘You’re still being weird.’

I tried to text j'nese. My phone exploded. My feelings were fine.

I was eating a taco. j'nese walked by. My taco fell. My heart ran away.

My friend asked me what I was thinking. I said, ‘About j'nese.’ He said, ‘You’re still weird.’

I got a job. Then j'nese showed up. I quit. My boss cried.