j'nean

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She’s like a goddess but with a mouth full of trash and a butt that could knock out a donkey.

J’nean is the only person who can make me fail a test and still get a hug.

She laughed at my failed attempt to cook and then ate the whole thing.

She told my crush I had a ‘weird face’ and then said she’d marry him anyway.

A human version of a pizza, smart, hot, and she’ll listen to your problems but also call you a ‘dumbass’ when you mess up.

She listened to me cry about my ex but then called him a ‘fat flamingo’.

She gave me advice on life and then called my mom a ‘disaster’.

She let me borrow her notes but made me promise to stop eating glitter.

She’s the best friend you ever had, but also the one who’ll throw you out of her house if you don’t clean your room.

She let me crash on her couch but then yelled at me for eating cereal at 2 a. m.

She helped me with my homework but called my math teacher a ‘snack’.

She told me I was ‘perfect’ but then said my hair looked like a raccoon.