Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

J'Luck is when a Jew gets the worst break in life but somehow still ends up with the most cash.

My cousin got hit by a bus and still won the lottery.

He lost his job and his dog and still got a free pizza.

He got stuck in a elevator for 2 hours and somehow got a raise.

2

J'Luck is when a Jew has no idea what they're doing but still somehow ends up rich.

He bet his last dollar on a coin flip and won.

He tried to rob a bank and got a free meal.

He fell into a river and came out with a goldfish and a paycheck.

3

J'Luck is when a Jew's life is a disaster but they still somehow end up with the best life.

He got divorced, got fired, and still got a new car.

He lost his house and his cat and still won a trip to Paris.

He got kicked out of school and still got a scholarship.

4

J'Luck is when a Jew's life is a mess but they still somehow end up with all the money.

He got robbed, got stuck in traffic, and still got a bonus.

He failed every test and still got into college.

He got hit by a car and still got a new phone.

5

J'Luck is when a Jew has the worst day ever but somehow ends up with the best rewards.

He got fired, got dumped, and still got a free vacation.

He got stuck in a elevator and still got a promotion.

He lost his keys and his dog and still got a raise.

6

J'Luck is when a Jew's life is chaos but they still somehow end up with all the cash.

He got chased by cops and still got a new car.

He failed every class and still got into grad school.

He got stuck in a hotel and still got a free meal.