J'Ley

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A J'Ley is a human tornado of words and drama. She won't shut up and won't let you forget it.
'I told you 5 times, but you didn't listen!', J'Ley at 10 PM on a Friday
'You’re not even trying!', J'Ley when you forget her birthday for the third time
'I will leave you in a heartbeat if you don’t act perfect!', J'Ley during a text rant
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A J'Ley is like having a loudspeaker in your head that only plays her voice and her opinions.
'You’re the worst friend ever! I will never speak to you again!', J'Ley after you miss her favorite show
'I know everything about your life!', J'Ley while texting you at midnight
'You’re only with me because I’m perfect!', J'Ley after you flake on her
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A J'Ley is someone who talks so much she could probably talk your whole family into a relationship.
'I’m going to marry you and your whole family!', J'Ley after you text her twice
'You’re not even listening to me!', J'Ley during a group chat with 12 people
'If you don’t act perfect, I will ghost you!', J'Ley after you say no to her plans
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A J'Ley is a friend who will save your life, but only if you save hers first.
'You’re my best friend, but I will leave you if you don’t act perfect!', J'Ley in a DM at 2 AM
'I will never stop talking to you until you listen!', J'Ley during a phone call
'I’m your best friend, but I’m also a heartbreaker!', J'Ley on a Friday night
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A J'Ley is someone who will talk your ear off and then leave you in the dust if you don’t do everything right.
'I will leave you if you don’t listen to me!', J'Ley in the middle of a group chat
'You’re my best friend, but you’re also a total failure!', J'Ley after you forget her birthday
'If you don’t act perfect, I will never speak to you again!', J'Ley during a text rant
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A J'Ley is someone who will talk your whole life away, but will be there to save you when everything goes wrong.
'I will never stop talking to you until you listen!', J'Ley after you say no to her plans
'You’re my best friend, but I will leave you if you don’t act perfect!', J'Ley in a DM
'I will save you if you save me first!', J'Ley during a phone call
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