J'lahvee

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J'lahvee is a girl with no blemishes, the kind of girl who won't let you down, who you can whisper your deepest secrets to, and who will never let you fall apart. She’s cool, she’s real, and she will beat the living daylights out of anyone who tries to ruin your life.
You: I got caught cheating on a test. J'lahvee: I'll tell your mom. You: No, I'll tell your mom. J'lahvee: I'm not lying.
She texts you at 2 AM: 'You’re my best friend. I will never let you fail.'
She sees someone bullying you and walks over and says, 'You’re lucky I’m not holding a knife.'
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J'lahvee is the girl who will stay up all night to help you with homework, and if you mess with her, she'll make you eat the entire pizza and a bag of chips for breakfast.
You: I failed math. J'lahvee: I'll stay up with you until you pass. You: I passed. J'lahvee: Now eat the pizza.
She texts you: 'You better not fail. I’ll make you eat the whole box of cereal.'
You: I’m going to cheat. J'lahvee: I’ll beat you up. You: I’m going to cheat. J'lahvee: I’m going to beat you up again.'
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J'lahvee is the girl who would walk through fire for you, but she’ll also laugh at your stupid jokes and let you borrow her clothes even when you stain them.
You: I’m going to die in math class. J'lahvee: I’ll save you. You: I’m going to die. J'lahvee: I’ll save you again.
She sends you a message: 'You’re my best friend. I’ll walk through fire for you. Also, I know your secret.'
You: I spilled soda on her shirt. J'lahvee: I still let you borrow my clothes. You: I spilled soda again. J'lahvee: I still let you borrow my clothes.
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