J.K.N.R.T

I said I was going to the store. I was actually just eating cereal for three hours.

I told my mom I was going to a friend’s house. I was actually watching cat videos the whole time.

I said I’d do my homework. I actually drew a mustache on my teacher’s picture.

I said I’d make dinner. I ended up burning the toast and crying.

I told a joke and then I forgot the punchline and just stood there.

I said I’d be cool. I actually yelled at my little brother for eating my sandwich.

I said I was going to be rich. I actually sold lemonade for five cents.

I told my friends I had a plan. I actually just ran away from my problems.

I said I’d be the best at video games. I actually lost to my grandma.

I said I’d clean my room. I actually just watched TV all day.

I told my brother I’d help him with homework. I actually just snored in his bed.

I said I’d win the race. I actually walked there and cried.

I promised I’d do my chores. I actually just fed my dog and called it a day.

I said I’d be good. I actually ate all the cookies and hid in the closet.

I promised I’d be on time. I actually took a nap and missed the whole thing.