Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

JKMB is when you laugh so hard at your brotha’s dumb ass joke that you forget to be cool

JKMB brotha I just peed my pants laughing at your joke

JKMB why are you still talking to me like we’re friends

JKMB I think you just got roasted by a duck

2

JKMB is when you say you’re joking but you’re really just trying to cover up that you’re a total loser

JKMB I didn’t cheat on the test I just took the test and got a 100

JKMB I didn’t eat the whole pizza I just ate most of it

JKMB I didn’t fail the class I just failed the class

3

JKMB is the sound of your brain exploding because your brotha is too dumb to get the joke

JKMB brotha I said ‘you’re a fool’ and you said ‘I’m a fool’

JKMB I called you a donkey and you said ‘I’m a donkey’

JKMB I told you I was a superhero and you said ‘I’m a superhero’

4

JKMB is when you try to be cool but your brotha just laughs at you like you’re a baby

JKMB brotha I’m trying to be cool and you’re laughing at me like I’m a baby

JKMB I just did a cool move and you said ‘that was cool’

JKMB I said ‘I’m the best’ and you said ‘you’re the worst’

5

JKMB is when you say you’re joking but your brotha just thinks you’re a total idiot

JKMB I’m just joking brotha you’re still an idiot

JKMB I said I’m cool and you said I’m a total idiot

JKMB I said I’m the best and you said I’m the worst

6

JKMB is when you’re too dumb to tell the difference between a joke and a real thing

JKMB I thought you were joking but you were being serious

JKMB I said ‘I’m cool’ and you said ‘you’re cool’

JKMB I said ‘I’m the best’ and you said ‘you’re the best’