J'kio

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A guy who can make you giggle like a fool, but also has the look of someone who just killed your dog. He gets what he wants, no questions asked. He’s quiet when he’s plotting something nasty, but you think he’s your brother and you’d never stab him in the back.
He laughed at my bad joke, then stole my lunch money.
He was quiet the whole day, then I found out he told the principal I was a troublemaker.
He called me his brother, then he lied to my mom about me being a good kid.
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He’s the kind of guy who can make you laugh until you cry, but he’ll also throw you into a lake if you don’t do what he says. He’s got a soft side, but only when he’s not trying to make you look like an idiot.
He made me laugh so hard I peed my pants, then he said I was a baby.
He let me copy his homework, then he told the teacher I was the one who did it.
He asked me to be his friend, then he told everyone I was a fake.
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He’s the guy who makes you snort-laugh, but he’s also the one who’ll punch you in the gut if you don’t shut up. He listens to you, but only so he can mess with you later. He’s like your brother, but he’s also a total jerk.
He laughed at my joke, then he took my phone and posted my embarrassing photo online.
He let me borrow his pencil, then he told the teacher I broke it on purpose.
He said he was my brother, then he called me a crybaby in front of my whole class.
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