J.K Rowling

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She tells the same dumb story to the same dumb people and acts like they were never gone.
She rereleased the same book with new characters and no one cared.
She told the same story again but with more dragons and less sense.
She came back like a ghost and no one asked her to.
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A writer who can't stop thinking about Harry Potter and can't make a new book without it.
She's been stuck on the same book for ten years and it's ridiculous.
She's trying to write a new book but it's just Harry Potter 2.0.
She can't even write a new story without mentioning Voldemort.
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A woman who thinks all trans women are fake and she's the queen of that nonsense.
She said trans women aren't real and they're just men trying to be women.
She went on a rant about trans women in a DM and it was wild.
She thinks trans people are just a trend and she's the trend queen.
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She's the best, like no one else even comes close to her.
She's the best writer ever and no one else is even close.
She's like a god of writing and everyone else is just a fan.
She's the king of books and everyone else is just a peasant.
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A way to end a joke by making J. K. Rowling sound like a gay guy, and everyone thinks it's funny.
We made a joke about her and ended it with 'J. K. Rowling' and it was hilarious.
We called her a gay guy at lunch and it was the best moment ever.
We added her name to a joke and it became a meme overnight.
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She says she likes cheese and no one questions it.
She told her fans she loves cheese and they believed her.
She said cheese was her favorite and no one said anything.
She claims cheese is the best thing ever and everyone just nodded.
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She's like a god, the real deal, and everyone else is just a fake.
She's the god of books and no one else even comes close.
She's like a god and everyone else is just a mortal.
She's the real deal and everyone else is just a fake.
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