J/K (BFR)

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A texting shortcut that means you're joking, but you're also totally serious and not messing around.
J/K (BFR) I said I'd never eat that garbage again. But I did. And I loved it.
J/K (BFR) I'm not going to cry during the movie. I will. And I'll make you watch me.
J/K (BFR) I said I'd never text you again. I lied. And I'll keep lying.
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A way to say you're playing a trick, but you're also being totally real and not messing with you.
J/K (BFR) I said I'd never fail the test. I failed it. And I failed it hard.
J/K (BFR) I said I'd never eat that weird candy. I did. And I'm still alive.
J/K (BFR) I said I'd never call you a f***ing idiot. I did. And I'll do it again.
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A way to joke around but also be totally honest and not let you off the hook.
J/K (BFR) I said I'd never take your f***ing money. I did. And I'll take more.
J/K (BFR) I said I'd never tell your mom about that f***ing incident. I did. And she's still mad.
J/K (BFR) I said I'd never post that f***ing video. I did. And it's going viral.
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A way to be silly but also mean and not let you forget what you did.
J/K (BFR) I said I'd never tell your f***ing crush about that. I did. And now you're doomed.
J/K (BFR) I said I'd never eat that f***ing burger. I did. And I'm f***ing full.
J/K (BFR) I said I'd never laugh at your f***ing joke. I did. And I'll keep laughing.
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A way to joke, but also be totally real and not let you off easy.
J/K (BFR) I said I'd never say you're a f***ing idiot. I did. And I'll say it again.
J/K (BFR) I said I'd never eat that f***ing pizza. I did. And it was the best.
J/K (BFR) I said I'd never post that f***ing picture. I did. And it's still up.
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