J.J. Nissan

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A car company that sells junk that costs you more cash than you want to lose.
My cousin bought a J. J. Nissan and now he’s broke. I feel bad for him.
I tried to buy a J. J. Nissan, but it cost me more than my monthly rent.
My mom says J. J. Nissan is just a fancy way to steal your money.
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A car brand that makes you wish you had a second job just to afford it.
I got a J. J. Nissan, and now I have to work nights just to pay for it.
My friend’s J. J. Nissan is so expensive, he’s like a broke rich kid.
My dad got a J. J. Nissan and now he’s always grumpy.
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A car company that charges you so much, it’s like they’re robbing you with a smile.
I got a J. J. Nissan, and it felt like I was being robbed by a friendly guy.
My brother got a J. J. Nissan and now he’s like a bank teller who got robbed.
My neighbor bought a J. J. Nissan and now he’s always mad.
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