J&J Effect

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When exes still screw each other like they're still together even though they're not. Add booze or pills and it gets wilder than a raccoon in a candy store.

Hey babe, still my favorite ex even though we broke up. Let's do this again. 💋

Why are we still doing this? We're both single but still too lazy to move on.

We're like a broken toaster. Still works, but we're both burnt out.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Two exes who keep having sex like they're still a couple. They lie to everyone and themselves. It’s like a bad habit with more layers than a lasagna.

I saw your ex last night. We had sex. You were right there. You didn’t say a word.

We’re not together, but we’re still on the same dating app. What’s wrong with us?

We’re not a couple. We’re just two people who can’t stop making bad decisions.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Exes who keep sleeping with each other even though they’re not together. It’s like they’re still in a relationship but no one else knows. It’s awkward and amazing all at once.

We’re not together, but I still text you every day. What’s wrong with me?

We had sex again. We both know we’re still together. We’re just pretending we’re not.

We’re not dating, but I still come over every Friday. It’s a tradition.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When two exes keep having sex even though they're not together. They're like a couple who forgot they were broken up. Add alcohol and it's like a party with no exit.

I saw your ex at the bar. We had sex. You didn't even notice.

We're not together, but I still show up at your house every weekend. Why?

We're like a broken clock. We keep ticking, even though we're not together.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Exes who still have sex even though they're not together. It's like they're still a couple, but they're both too lazy to end it. It’s messy and amazing.

We’re not together, but we still have sex every Monday. Why? Because we’re both too lazy.

We’re like a couple who forgot they were broken up. We’re still in love but we don’t want to admit it.

We’re not dating, but I still come over every Friday. It's like a habit.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Two exes who keep having sex even though they're not together. It's like they're still in a relationship but they're both too cheap to end it. Add alcohol and it becomes a disaster.

We’re not together, but I still show up every Friday. It’s a habit we can’t break.

We’re like a couple who forgot they were broken up. We're still in love, but we’re both too lazy to admit it.

We had sex again. We both know we’re still together. We’re just pretending we’re not.

by Slangipedia 10d ago